Schulte!
This can’t be real…
theclearlydope:

“Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.”
I would pay a week’s worth of earnings to be a fly on the wall watching that last paragraph go down.
via blameaspartame

This can’t be real…

theclearlydope:

“Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.”

I would pay a week’s worth of earnings to be a fly on the wall watching that last paragraph go down.

via blameaspartame

theclearlydope:

Thursday morning is brought to you by … no stopping us now … It’s almost the weekend. 

theclearlydope:

Thursday morning is brought to you by … no stopping us now … It’s almost the weekend. 

laughingsquid:

Terrafugia Unveils Futuristic TF-X Flying Car Concept

Remember when these were going to be manufactured in Dayton? Womp womp.

laughingsquid:

Terrafugia Unveils Futuristic TF-X Flying Car Concept

Remember when these were going to be manufactured in Dayton? Womp womp.

Now I’m not saying you have to like ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN—I really don’t care whether you do or not. But Fox News is on a whole other level when it comes to worthless news coverage.

Because where CNN or MSNBC might sing the praises of how great a blue sky is—Fox News tries to convince you the sky isn’t actually blue. And millions of people believe it.

Allen Clifton in Why Fox News if Total Garbage (via reallyfoxnews)

Rallying around news channels is fucking silly. Get your news from multiple sources. Get your own news. Don’t have your news given to you.

brooklynmutt:

CNN’s Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot
Check out the “same bus in both shots.”
More: The Atlantic Wire

Buahahah. Nice one CNN. Also Nancy Grace is terrible.

brooklynmutt:

CNN’s Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot

Check out the “same bus in both shots.”

More: The Atlantic Wire

Buahahah. Nice one CNN. Also Nancy Grace is terrible.

Yeah, this seems about right…

shortformblog:

buzzfeed:

Mama June had the wedding of the century.

Kill it with fire.

Cleveland Police Department - 911 Call: Amanda Berry
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Why do 911 operators always sound like cold assholes on these things?

shortformblog:

The frantic, harrowing audio from the 911 call made by Amanda Berry, one of the three women rescued Monday after a decade in captivity. (via Cleveland Plain Dealer)

I feel like this is the exact one at Taquiera Mixteca…

I feel like this is the exact one at Taquiera Mixteca…

dead-bumblebee:

gracelikethemorning:

henriksaves:

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dovahqueene:

higgsbr0son:

Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina

if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?

i think i might have taken this quiz

“Were you there, tho? Yeah but were you there tho?”

south carolina represent what up

Whoop whoop! Go SC!

…but.